I did this to my child two days ago:
No, I was not drunk. Yes, he did move a wee bit when I cut. No, I do not think this looks good. Yes, I promise to take him to a professional next time. No, I did not do this just so I'd have something funny to blog about.
*Thought I'd leave you with something a little lighter today. I'm pretty sure my God post freaked half of you out-ha!*