Tuesday, October 28, 2008
I Know The Answer!
Question: If you pee your pants in your dreams does that mean you actually did it in real life?
Answer: No! But you sure as heck better use it as an indicator that you need to wake your ass up and go to the bathroom.
Question: If you dream that there are fleas in your hair the size of beetles does that mean you really have fleas?
Answer: Possibly. Small bite on arm might be an indicator that the fleas the poor, neglected dog next door clearly has have ventured over to your property.
Edited to add: Nope on the fleas...it's poison oak. The other half got it back in the woods behind our house :(
Yes, folks, I am still sleeping like crap. Melatonin? Valerian root? Chamomile tea? Because clearly wine isn't doing the trick!