Okay, so not everyone, but three, whole people are not afraid to admit to the world that they are followers of 'This Is My New Normal.'
Why not join the bandwagon? Pretend you're a member of a really cool, exclusive club. Pretend I give you free crap. (pretend, okay?)
I mean, comedians don't become comedians so that they can tell jokes to themselves, do they? Heck no! They want an audience!
So if you're reading, fess up and let me know!