Accomodative Esotropia (n) - The reason why M has to wear glasses.
Autism Spectrum Disorder (n) - 1. The reason why M doesn't talk the same as you and I.
2. The reason why M is in a 'special day class.'
3. A thing I wish M didn't have.
Special Day Class (n) - A class filled with kids of different ages and different abilities run by well-meaning teachers who don't always know what to do to specifically help each child develop his or her full potential.
Neurotypical (adj) - 1. The nicer-sounding label for people who are 'normal.'
2. The thing that B is.
Normal (adj) - I have no effing clue.
Fuck (n?) - A word I say way too many times each day.
Insurance (n) - The thing you pay a lot for that causes you headaches and doesn't always give you your money back.
Stimming (v) - 1. A shortened term for 'self-stimulatory behavior.'
2. What M does when he is not in school.
3. The things that may finally cause me to be committed one day :)
Sensory Integration Disorder (or, Sensory Processing Disorder) (n) - 1. The reason M sometimes hops around like an energizer bunny.
2. The reason M thinks it's really cool to chew on everything in sight.
3. The reason M REALLY loves swings.
Global Delays (n) - The thing every pediatric neurologist tells Mothers of children like M because they want to give them a little time to figure out themselves that it's really autism. (please note the word 'sarcasm' at play in the previous statement)
Sarcasm (n) - A skill I always had, but have perfected over the last five years.