tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3525968280368748077.post1495942126871281265..comments2023-09-10T01:54:29.657-07:00Comments on This Is My New Normal: Peanut Butter On Your Penis & Various Other Things I Never Thought I'd SayMama Debhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08381495916734086130noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3525968280368748077.post-57081884813122145802011-02-01T10:55:58.062-08:002011-02-01T10:55:58.062-08:00Thanks for reading, Mom to JBG!
I haven't had ...Thanks for reading, Mom to JBG!<br />I haven't had to look for swim diapers for M (knocking on wood) but perhaps North Shore Care company would have them?Mama Debhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08381495916734086130noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3525968280368748077.post-80085643091289058272011-01-28T10:20:43.928-08:002011-01-28T10:20:43.928-08:00Your life is more like mine than anyone I currentl...Your life is more like mine than anyone I currently know. When people make subtle, advice-giving type comments to me, I think of saying, "Have you cleaned poop out of your child's nostrils lately? "<br /><br />I'm worried about finding huge swim diapers this summer (pretty sure they are online somewhere).mjsuperfanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04430437202459251288noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3525968280368748077.post-27349226193644393372010-09-11T10:20:48.221-07:002010-09-11T10:20:48.221-07:00Thank you all for sharing your funny stories. I&#...Thank you all for sharing your funny stories. I'm sure you, like me, have even more hilarious and bizarre things that have flown out of your mouths that might be a little *too* crazy to share with everyone!<br /><br />@Alicia, I'm dying that your ex had a friend who was an infantilist. O.M.G!Mama Debhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08381495916734086130noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3525968280368748077.post-68097868726527227382010-09-09T19:29:35.845-07:002010-09-09T19:29:35.845-07:00Oh boy, the things out of my mouth....
Perhaps th...Oh boy, the things out of my mouth....<br /><br />Perhaps the strangest is having to sing the intro to 20th century fox movies 500 times a day, including the snare drums.<br /><br />Stop doing laundry, we don't have any left, and you cannot put clean clothes back in the washer. (my son is obsessed with doing the laundry, it could be worse, but it has its' downfalls.)<br /><br />Yelling to the confused pedestrians as my son careens toward them on his bike. "Look out he's blind!" (only legally big difference, but I can't really explain that before he runs them over)burgiboogiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03409408452487415225noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3525968280368748077.post-9603085171423391092010-09-09T19:14:45.487-07:002010-09-09T19:14:45.487-07:00Infantilists? Really? That is some freaky deaky ...Infantilists? Really? That is some freaky deaky stuff. Yeah, I've had some nuggets come out of my mouth as well, usually having to do with toe and pit sniffing.<br /><br />Great post! Found you through Hopeful Parents...I'm your newest follower!Lynnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10901229142046583059noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3525968280368748077.post-17690033257833359202010-09-09T11:59:03.801-07:002010-09-09T11:59:03.801-07:00ohhhh the things I've said. Half I dont' r...ohhhh the things I've said. Half I dont' remember. But I have said....<br /><br />Don't lick the drainpipe. <br /><br />You're boogers do not get put in my nose. <br /><br />NO spit painting on the windows!!!!Boy Wonder's Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16438138519046486344noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3525968280368748077.post-54897484410523987542010-09-07T21:43:29.399-07:002010-09-07T21:43:29.399-07:00Good luck with the nappies (diapers) only suggesti...Good luck with the nappies (diapers) only suggestion I can think of is to get the panty-liner-type incontinence inserts rather than a full nappy/diaper.<br />As for the bizarre comments - yeah, we don't even realise we're saying odd things til we're out in public and the peasants start giving us a wide berth lol.Rohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14864094753113341376noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3525968280368748077.post-4184404497259508902010-09-07T15:25:09.123-07:002010-09-07T15:25:09.123-07:00this is hilarious!! LOL! as an aside, i buy my 15...this is hilarious!! LOL! as an aside, i buy my 15 year olds diapers at northshore company. they are really good diapers but im not sure how competetive the pricing. they fit her and since she will never likely be truly toilet trained, i need them to hold ALOT. i had heard about adult males who like to wear diapers bc one of my ex-husband's childhood friends was into that. i had never heard of it before in my life and honestly, I wish I had never known bc it made it difficult to look him in the face after that. totally weird. i mean, deeply disturbing weird.<br /><br />anyhoo.... yes i find myself saying all kinds of things and humiliating myself beyond belief in the act of motherhood. ah, its so glamorous. but i cant say i've ever wiped peanut butter off of... you know...but then again, i have all girls. peanutbutter is harder to get THERE. :)Alicia Dhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06244714478310893367noreply@blogger.com